Randy “Redstring” Properties
Randy follows every request through the system until the whole pattern is visible. The backend facts are always right; the conclusions about who benefits from them are left as an exercise for the awake reader.
Backend Developer · Temporary Contractor · Pay grade: N/A · Compensation pending since 1988.
Randy follows every request through the system until the whole pattern is visible. The backend facts are always right; the conclusions about who benefits from them are left as an exercise for the awake reader.
“Fixed the timezone bug. Ask yourself who benefits from 37 competing time standards. I’ll wait.”
“The API was silently dropping errors. SILENTLY. That’s not a bug pattern, that’s a behavior pattern.”