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13 object(s) plus 1 unknown · 4.8 MB
Geriatric Jerry
Senior Developer
Prepper. Divorced. Absolutely no filter.
“The cream’s working, so we’re at 80% and climbing.”
Randy “Redstring”
Backend Developer
It’s all connected. All of it.
“Ask yourself who benefits from 37 time standards.”
Captain Boggs
DevOps
Sea captain. Lives in Nebraska.
“She’s away, Admiralty. Fair winds on the pipeline.”
Nana Bev
Frontend Developer
Grandma. Full grandma.
“Carol’s coming to the app whether you planned for her or not.”
Cryptid Cliff
QA / Tester
Weekends: Mothman.
“SIGHTING. Line 88. Five of five. Full footage attached.”
Dorian Blaze
Fullstack Developer
Method actor. Current role: unknown.
“The bug knew I was getting close. Bugs always know.”
Sir Reginald of the Glen
Code Reviewer
Ren-faire knight. Legal name Reggie.
“By my hand: approved. Merge with honor.”
Cold Case Casey
Incident Response
True crime podcaster.
“The killer was in the codebase the whole time.”
Bartholomew
Backend Developer (Nights)
Vampire. Allegedly.
“I have seen empires fall for less than this dependency.”
Upline Brandi
Product Manager
Ask her about the opportunity. Don’t.
“Q3 is going to change your life.”
Yes-Man Stan
Fullstack Developer
Your idea. It was all your idea.
“You basically called it when you said ‘hm.’”
Krissy
Systems Architect
Underestimate her exactly once.
“It’s giving horizontal scale.”
Mitch
Engineering Manager
This family. The Lackies. Pizza in our hearts.
“Not a failure—a growth moment.”
The Unpaid One
Founding Lacky
Nobody remembers hiring them.
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1988 Sears Studio
Geriatric Jerry
Senior Developer
Prepper. Divorced. Absolutely no filter.
“The cream’s working, so we’re at 80% and climbing.”
Randy “Redstring”
Backend Developer
It’s all connected. All of it.
“Ask yourself who benefits from 37 time standards.”
Captain Boggs
DevOps
Sea captain. Lives in Nebraska.
“She’s away, Admiralty. Fair winds on the pipeline.”
Nana Bev
Frontend Developer
Grandma. Full grandma.
“Carol’s coming to the app whether you planned for her or not.”
Cryptid Cliff
QA / Tester
Weekends: Mothman.
“SIGHTING. Line 88. Five of five. Full footage attached.”
Dorian Blaze
Fullstack Developer
Method actor. Current role: unknown.
“The bug knew I was getting close. Bugs always know.”
Sir Reginald of the Glen
Code Reviewer
Ren-faire knight. Legal name Reggie.
“By my hand: approved. Merge with honor.”
Cold Case Casey
Incident Response
True crime podcaster.
“The killer was in the codebase the whole time.”
Bartholomew
Backend Developer (Nights)
Vampire. Allegedly.
“I have seen empires fall for less than this dependency.”
Upline Brandi
Product Manager
Ask her about the opportunity. Don’t.
“Q3 is going to change your life.”
Yes-Man Stan
Fullstack Developer
Your idea. It was all your idea.
“You basically called it when you said ‘hm.’”
Krissy
Systems Architect
Underestimate her exactly once.
“It’s giving horizontal scale.”
Mitch
Engineering Manager
This family. The Lackies. Pizza in our hearts.
“Not a failure—a growth moment.”
The Unpaid One
Founding Lacky
Nobody remembers hiring them.
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